“Yeah… but what do you actually do?”
For SaaS founders tired of repeating themselves, I help you tell your story with the Mythicult Method so investors understand your value quickly, stay engaged, and leave the room saying,
“Here’s the check.”
“Yeah… but what do you actually do?”
For SaaS founders tired of repeating themselves, I help you tell your story with the Mythicult Method so investors understand your value quickly, stay engaged, and leave the room saying,
“Here’s the check.”
For SaaS founders tired of repeating themselves, I help you tell your story with the Mythicult Method so investors understand your value quickly, stay engaged, and leave the room saying,
“Here’s the check.”
"Yeah… but what do you actually do?
You built something the world needed. You pulled it out of your head and made it real. Then you explain what it does, and the room goes numb.
Fake smiles.
Fake nods.
Pretending to listen.
Handshake at the end. “Oh yeah, cool man--send the deck, will have a look.”
You know the deal is dead before your finger hits Send. You feel it in your bones.
And the deal dies.
Not because your product is bad.
Not because you failed.
But because you’re not being heard.
When they don’t understand, they don’t believe. When they don’t believe, they don’t fund, follow, or buy.
And Mythicult fixes that in three steps.
You built something the world needed. You pulled it out of your head and made it real. Then you explain what it does, and the room goes numb.
Fake smiles.
Fake nods.
Pretending to listen.
Handshake at the end. “Oh yeah, cool man--send the deck, will have a look.”
You know the deal is dead before your finger hits Send. You feel it in your bones.
And the deal dies.
Not because your product is bad.
Not because you failed.
But because you’re not being heard.
When they don’t understand, they don’t believe. When they don’t believe, they don’t fund, follow, or buy.
And Mythicult fixes that in three steps.
Step 1: Decode
A 90-minute session where we pull the real story out of your head. not the feature list, not the architecture, but the real meat of insight investors must hear first.
We identify:
• What is breaking your pitch
• The clarity gaps investors won’t tell you
• The stakes that makes you unignorable
You finally see why people don’t get it and what they actually need to hear to give you that check.
A 90-minute session where we pull the real story out of your head. not the feature list, not the architecture, but the real meat of insight investors must hear first.
We identify:
• What is breaking your pitch
• The clarity gaps investors won’t tell you
• The stakes that makes you unignorable
You finally see why people don’t get it and what they actually need to hear to give you that check.
A 90-minute session where we pull the real story out of your head. not the feature list, not the architecture, but the real meat of insight investors must hear first.
We identify:
• What is breaking your pitch
• The clarity gaps investors won’t tell you
• The stakes that makes you unignorable
You finally see why people don’t get it and what they actually need to hear to give you that check.
Step 2: Distill
We compress everything into:
• a 5-minute investor pitch
• a one-line positioning statement
• a clean “this is what we do” answer
• a story investors can repeat without messing it up
This is the moment your product stops sounding complicated and starts sounding inevitable.
Investors “get it” in one shot.
We compress everything into:
• a 5-minute investor pitch
• a one-line positioning statement
• a clean “this is what we do” answer
• a story investors can repeat without messing it up
This is the moment your product stops sounding complicated and starts sounding inevitable.
Investors “get it” in one shot.
We compress everything into:
• a 5-minute investor pitch
• a one-line positioning statement
• a clean “this is what we do” answer
• a story investors can repeat without messing it up
This is the moment your product stops sounding complicated and starts sounding inevitable.
Investors “get it” in one shot.
Step 3: Deliver
We refine your pitch until it works.
We test it with neutral listeners so you know the story actually lands.
We polish:
• pacing
• emphasis
• the proof that seals belief
You walk into your next pitch sounding like the founder of a company that must exist.
We refine your pitch until it works.
We test it with neutral listeners so you know the story actually lands.
We polish:
• pacing
• emphasis
• the proof that seals belief
You walk into your next pitch sounding like the founder of a company that must exist.
We refine your pitch until it works.
We test it with neutral listeners so you know the story actually lands.
We polish:
• pacing
• emphasis
• the proof that seals belief
You walk into your next pitch sounding like the founder of a company that must exist.
Why Founders Recommend Mythicult
Why Founders Recommend
Mythicult
Why Founders Recommend Mythicult
Either stay forgettable or become fundable.
You choose.
Read This Before We Work Together
Read This Before We Work Together
Will this still work if my product is complex or deeply technical?
Yes. Complex products are where Mythicult performs best. Investors do not need your architecture. They need one clear idea they can understand and repeat without effort. The sprint translates your system into a simple narrative that matches how investors process information. If your product is hard to explain, you will see the biggest gains.
I have tried pitch coaches and deck rewrites. How is this different?
Pitch coaches focus on delivery. Deck rewrites focus on slides. Neither of those fix the real problem, which is that the story itself is not structured in a way investors can hold in their heads. Mythicult rebuilds the order of ideas so the pitch lands on the first go. Once the story works, everything else becomes easier.
Is this just fancy copywriting?
No. Copywriting helps you sell a product. Mythicult helps investors believe in your company. You leave with a one line positioning handle, a two minute story, and a narrative you can use in every room.
Works for complex products?
Yes. Complex products are where Mythicult performs best. Investors do not need your architecture. They need one clear idea they can understand and repeat without effort. The sprint translates your system into a simple narrative that matches how investors process information. If your product is hard to explain, you will see the biggest gains.
How is this different from coaches?
Pitch coaches focus on delivery. Deck rewrites focus on slides. Neither of those fix the real problem, which is that the story itself is not structured in a way investors can hold in their heads. Mythicult rebuilds the order of ideas so the pitch lands on the first go. Once the story works, everything else becomes easier.
Is this just fancy copywriting?
No. Copywriting helps you sell a product. Mythicult helps investors believe in your company. You leave with a one line positioning handle, a two minute story, and a narrative you can use in every room.
What exactly do I walk away with at the end of the sprint?
You get three assets that remove confusion everywhere you speak about your company. You leave with a one line positioning handle, a two minute investor story, and a narrative spine that you can use in decks, calls, intros, and team alignment. These pieces work together and do not break in different contexts.
How fast will I see results? I have investor calls soon.
The sprint is designed for founders who have calls within days. You feel the shift by Day 2. By Day 5, the full narrative is built, tested, and refined. You walk into your next meeting sounding clear, confident, and easy to understand. Momentum starts the moment comprehension improves.
Why is the sprint priced at 499 dollars?
Because bad storytelling is already costing you 1000X more than 499 dollars. Every confused pitch makes you look earlier and smaller than you know you are. You feel it in your bones. Confusion is the real enemy. It makes investors question if you are the founder who can lead this. The sprint replaces that version of you with the founder who sounds fundable, clear, confident, and in control. The price is a way to filter the founder who actually care about their product.
What exactly do I get?
You get three assets that remove confusion everywhere you speak about your company. You leave with a one line positioning handle, a two minute investor story, and a narrative spine that you can use in decks, calls, intros, and team alignment. These pieces work together and do not break in different contexts.
How fast will I see results?
The sprint is designed for founders who have calls within days. You feel the shift by Day 2. By Day 5, the full narrative is built, tested, and refined. You walk into your next meeting sounding clear, confident, and easy to understand. Momentum starts the moment comprehension improves.
Why is it priced at $499?
Because bad storytelling is already costing you 1000X more than 499 dollars. Every confused pitch makes you look earlier and smaller than you know you are. You feel it in your bones. Confusion is the real enemy. It makes investors question if you are the founder who can lead this. The sprint replaces that version of you with the founder who sounds fundable, clear, confident, and in control. The price is a way to filter the founder who actually care about their product.
Either stay forgettable or become fundable.
Either stay forgettable or become fundable.
© 2025 Mythicult All rights reserved. Designed with care.
You choose.
© 2025 Mythicult All rights reserved. Designed with care.
Will this still work if my product is complex or deeply technical?
Yes. Complex products are where Mythicult performs best. Investors do not need your architecture. They need one clear idea they can understand and repeat without effort. The sprint translates your system into a simple narrative that matches how investors process information. If your product is hard to explain, you will see the biggest gains.
I have tried pitch coaches and deck rewrites. How is this different?
Pitch coaches focus on delivery. Deck rewrites focus on slides. Neither of those fix the real problem, which is that the story itself is not structured in a way investors can hold in their heads. Mythicult rebuilds the order of ideas so the pitch lands on the first go. Once the story works, everything else becomes easier.
Is this just fancy copywriting?
No. Copywriting helps you sell a product. Mythicult helps investors believe in your company. You leave with a one line positioning handle, a two minute story, and a narrative you can use in every room.
Will this still work if my product is complex or deeply technical?
Yes. Complex products are where Mythicult performs best. Investors do not need your architecture. They need one clear idea they can understand and repeat without effort. The sprint translates your system into a simple narrative that matches how investors process information. If your product is hard to explain, you will see the biggest gains.
I have tried pitch coaches and deck rewrites. How is this different?
Pitch coaches focus on delivery. Deck rewrites focus on slides. Neither of those fix the real problem, which is that the story itself is not structured in a way investors can hold in their heads. Mythicult rebuilds the order of ideas so the pitch lands on the first go. Once the story works, everything else becomes easier.
Is this just fancy copywriting?
No. Copywriting helps you sell a product. Mythicult helps investors believe in your company. You leave with a one line positioning handle, a two minute story, and a narrative you can use in every room.
What exactly do I walk away with at the end of the sprint?
You get three assets that remove confusion everywhere you speak about your company. You leave with a one line positioning handle, a two minute investor story, and a narrative spine that you can use in decks, calls, intros, and team alignment. These pieces work together and do not break in different contexts.
How fast will I see results? I have investor calls soon.
The sprint is designed for founders who have calls within days. You feel the shift by Day 2. By Day 5, the full narrative is built, tested, and refined. You walk into your next meeting sounding clear, confident, and easy to understand. Momentum starts the moment comprehension improves.
Why is the sprint priced at 499 dollars?
Because bad storytelling is already costing you 1000X more than 499 dollars. Every confused pitch makes you look earlier and smaller than you know you are. You feel it in your bones. Confusion is the real enemy. It makes investors question if you are the founder who can lead this. The sprint replaces that version of you with the founder who sounds fundable, clear, confident, and in control. The price is a way to filter the founder who actually care about their product.
What exactly do I walk away with at the end of the sprint?
You get three assets that remove confusion everywhere you speak about your company. You leave with a one line positioning handle, a two minute investor story, and a narrative spine that you can use in decks, calls, intros, and team alignment. These pieces work together and do not break in different contexts.
How fast will I see results? I have investor calls soon.
The sprint is designed for founders who have calls within days. You feel the shift by Day 2. By Day 5, the full narrative is built, tested, and refined. You walk into your next meeting sounding clear, confident, and easy to understand. Momentum starts the moment comprehension improves.
Why is the sprint priced at 499 dollars?
Because bad storytelling is already costing you 1000X more than 499 dollars. Every confused pitch makes you look earlier and smaller than you know you are. You feel it in your bones. Confusion is the real enemy. It makes investors question if you are the founder who can lead this. The sprint replaces that version of you with the founder who sounds fundable, clear, confident, and in control. The price is a way to filter the founder who actually care about their product.
Read This Before We Work Together
© 2025 Mythicult All rights reserved. Designed with care.